Can Life Be Sustained Without Coffee?

On October 1, 2009, in Neurotica, by Wilfried F. Voss

The following is a random list of comments on a world with or without coffee. Feel free to add by responsing to this blog entry.

People, save planet Earth! It’s the only planet where you can get a decent coffee.
I haven’t had my coffee yet. Don’t make me kill you!
A balanced nutrition is a coffee in each hand.
One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
No coffee, no workee!
Beauty is in the eye of the coffeeholder.
Give us this day our daily coffee.
My Indian name is “Runs With Coffee”.
Make coffee, not war!
I got my coffee. Now I have to think about the other two wishes.
They say I have A.D.D. but they just don’t … Oh look! Coffee!
God’s three answers to your prayers: 1. Yes, 2. Not Yet, 3. Have a coffee.
I’m putting my money in something that never loses its value: Coffee!
I am an instant human. Just add coffee.
Coffee is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’ll have a caffe mocha vodka valium latte to go please!